Category: Comics
FAST Sledding

One thing to be said for snow-sleet-ice rain….It makes for fast sledding.
Storm Tracker 9

It sleet-snow-ice rained.
I’m always fascinated how something that wasn’t there yesterday can take up so much physical space.
Spacex goes to the moon

Jeff’s been interested in stocks lately. So I’m helping. Follow me for more hot stock tips.
Or is it a cellar?

I started sweeping out the basement. I don’t think dirt’s been removed in the last, say, 100 to 200 years.
Coupon Queen

Jeff got a $3 coupon for coffee beans. He asked me to use the coupon at the grocery store. I can do this.
Apples Never Fall

I’m listening to an Australian audio book. She says “No” in two syllables, and I’ve been trying to wrap my mouth around it.
Netherville Deli

1.
Jeff and I ended up at a strange deli yesterday.
Andrea: “Can we get a sub?”
Deli lady: “It’s gonna be a while.”
2.
It felt like the waiting room to get in to purgatory.
Andrea: “Has anyone moved an inch since we got here?”
Jeff: “Besides following us with their eyes?”
3.
We left.
Andrea: “Do you think they’d all still be waiting if we came back?”
Jeff: “We are never going back there.”
Velveeta Memories

1.
My mother used to make us a dish of spaghetti with velveeta and tomato sauce.
Andrea: “Hey look, I’ve got all the ingredients”
2.
But it has bad associations of throwing up tied to it.
Andrea: “Maybe I’m ready to try it again.”
3.
No.
Andrea: “No.”
Adventurefuls cookies: mixed reviews

1
New Girl Scout cookie dropped.
“Adventurefuls! An adventureful bite of adventure!”
(exclamation point included)
2
It got mixed reviews.
Jetta: “It’s good”
Ruby: “It is baked with lies!”
3
I couldn’t say because someone ate my sample
Jeff: “I thought you left it for me”
Andrea: “I have failed as a cookie mom”